Time does sure fly, it’s been a week since we last posted. We’ll make it up to you guys (and maybe girls) with this one. Promise

Over here at Zhongg Internet Digest, our primary topic of interest is the Internet; but did you know that about a third of the Internet downloads are pornographic in nature? While we don’t know where the figure comes from, it does make sense. If sex sells, then Internet is the largest marketplace.

To illustrate this, Avenue Q has composed a musical titled ‘The Internet is for Porn’ and that’s just half the cake. The other half comes in an anime (Chobits to be exact) music video edited especially for this song. Not Safe For Work, explicit lyrics and sexy images (no nudity) … you have been warned.

Watch the anime version

Hilarious ain’t it? We found more where that came from,

Watch the Mac version

Lyrics

Kate Monster: The Internet is really really great.

Trekkie: For porn.

Kate Monster: I’ve got a fast connection, so I don’t have to wait!

Trekkie: For porn!

Kate Monster: What?! There’s always some new site,

Trekkie: For porn.

Kate Monster: I browse all day and night.

Trekkie: For porn,

Kate Monster: It’s like I’m surfing at the speed of light!

Trekkie: For porn!

Kate Monster: Trekkie!

Trekkie: The internet is for porn.

Kate Monster: Trekkie!!

Trekkie: The internet is for porn.

Kate Monster: What are you doing?!!!

Trekkie: Why you think the net was born?! Porn, porn, porn.

Kate Monster: Trekkie.

Trekkie: Oh, hello, Kate Monster.

Kate Monster: You are ruining my song.

Trekkie: Oh, me sorry, me no mean to.

Kate Monster: Well…If you wouldn’t mind, please, being quiet for a minute, so I can finish?

Trekkie: Okie dokie

Kate Monster: Good!

Kate Monster: I’m glad we have this new technology!

Trekkie: For porn.

Kate Monster: Sigh

Trekkie: Oops…

Kate Monster: Which gives us untold opportunity!

Trekkie: For porn!… Oops, sorry….

Kate Monster: Work from your own desktop,

Trekkie: For… mmm…

Kate Monster: You can research, browse and shop….until you’ve had enough and you’re ready to stop!

Trekkie: FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: Trekkkie…

Trekkie: The internet is for porn.

Kate Monster: Nooooo…

Trekkie: The internet is for porn.

Kate Monster: Trekkiee….

Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn porn…

Kate Monster: Trekkie.

Kate Monster: That’s gross! You’re a pervert!

Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.

Kate Monster: No really, you’re a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the Internet.

Trekkie: Ohhhh?

Kate Monster: What?

Trekkie: You have nooo idea! Ready normal people?

Ready.

Ready!

Ready…

Trekkie: Lemme hear it!

Chorus:

The Internet is for porn.

Trekkie: Sorry Kate.

The Internet is for porn.

I masturbate!

Trekkie: All these guys unzip their flies for porn porn porn.

Kate Monster: The Internet is not for porn!

Porn porn porn!

Kate Monster: Hold on a second!

Trekkie: What?

Kate Monster: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

Rob: That’s correct.

Kate Monster: And you, Brian, buy things on Amazon.com.

Brian: Sure!

Kate Monster: And you, Gary, keep selling your possessions on Ebay.

Gary: Yes I do!

Kate Monster: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online Birthday card.

Princeton: True!

Trekkie: Ohhh, but Kate, what do you think he do after? Hmmm?

Yeahhh…

Kate Monster: Ewwwwww!

Chorus:

The Internet is for porn,

Kate Monster: Gross

The Internet is for porn,

Kate Monster: I hate porn,

Trekkie: Grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn.

Kate Monster:I hate men.

Porn porn porn porn!

Kate Monster: I’m leaving!

Porn porn porn porn!

Kate Monster: I hate the internet.

Porn porn porn porn!

The Internet is for..

The Internet is for..

The Internet is for PORN!

“Grab your dick and double click” … priceless quote

Tags: Funny, Humor, Internet, Porn, Video

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